| NOT A PATRIOT. |
"Excuse me, stranger," he said, "I see you are un-
fortunate in having a crippled leg." |
| "Yes, sir; I got that during the war of the Rebellion." |
| "Ah, indeed! Were you under McClellan?" |
| "No sir; I was under a beer wagon in Hoboken." |
| From Puck, by permission. |
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